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  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

  • Me:

    “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

  • Mother:

    “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

  • Boy:

    “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

  • Mother:

    “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

  • Boy:

    “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

  • Boy:

    *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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