having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
"i love u my dumpling"
It’s that time of year again.
You see? Everything happens for a reason.
my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
Hannibal Buress - (x)
This is why shouting at people who are ignorant doesn’t work.
Yep. You can be right all you want, but there’s a right way and a wrong way to correct/ teach others. If you’re a prick towards those who are naïve to your cause, you’re hurting the very cause you’re defending.
Cat playing Chess
you cant do that with a pawn you stupid fuck